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Tila Tequila - The Most Popular Girl on the Web. Ever heard of MySpace? She's no doubt the most requested/visited/commented page in any MySpace account. But who is she? She was just a normal, yet hot, model. Shes been on a couple of T.V. shows such as "Surviving Nugent" and yet some more, but one day, literally out of no where, shes explodes into this huge phenomenon. Nearly everyone on MySpace knows who she is and has , of course, added her. With over 30,000,000 profile views (each time someone clicks on her page), over 540,000 comments, and over 1000 comments for each picture, she's practically a celebrity. Since her giant blast, she's appeared on T.V. shows, magazines, and more. Tila is an entreprenuer, model, musical artist, and even has a little acting skill. With such a great personality, and huge talent, maybe she could be the next super-star.
Have you seen Tila Tequila on MySpace? She's so hot.
by Mitchell Swope May 15, 2006
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the worst singer ever
tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects
by enoughshotstoshare September 26, 2006
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So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.
:O Halloween's coming up, better put Tila Tequila in my MySpace top 8!
by Another Helen C September 25, 2006
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A great example of what's wrong with America.
Tila Tequila scares me.
by nrl6487 November 26, 2007
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A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...
Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?

Who?

Tila Tequila, yo!

What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?

Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.

Word.

by Jay D. October 11, 2007
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Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.

She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".

There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.

Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
Yes, Tila Tequila's boobs are fake.
by Vivien Mourier April 14, 2007
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6.
-verb
1. act of having no talent

-noun
2. having no talent
Joe: I can't play this guitar!
Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice!
by James L.G. December 09, 2007
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A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics
I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!
by Wilson1 February 16, 2008
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