| 1. | Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.) | ||
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When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters. I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.).
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