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First words you’ll ever hear talking to a Tietjen is “Do you have food?” Might actually be the biggest beggar you’ve ever met in your entire life. WILL steal your lunch tray if you leave it out too long. Roughhouses a lot with his friends. Low key sounds like a balloon with air coming out of it as he speaks. Ladies man, gets that bag. HUGE EIGHTY INCH PP. All the ladies love him, and men wanna be him. Can turn any girl on with a stare, even some guys. DONT mess with Tietjens girls, because he can bench 3200 pounds. Has a bra collection at his house from all his hoes.
Dwayne: “Omg I think Tietjen stole my girl!”

Tietjen: “That I did, my friend.”
Tietjen by Bus18 April 29, 2024
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Tietgen Mojo 

Tietgen Mojo is the magical aura that surrounds Tietgenkollegiet, Copenhagen.

It is commonly used by the people of Copenhagen to describe a feeling of warmth and hospitality.

The origin of the word stems from the amazing culture that one can only find at Tietgenkollegiet.
Guy 1: "Yo Bill, you buzzin' on that Tietgen Mojo yet?"
Guy 2: "Naah Liam, I ain't got yo level of swagger."
Tietgen Mojo by YahboiSkinnyP February 4, 2020
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Tietenide 

Tiet-en-ide (`teet/en/i'd)Noun, The real fucked up guy that shows up from no place wearing funny loafers and a sweater with leather patches on the elbows and a crest on the pocket.
He never knows anybody except another shoes and sweater Tietenide and nobody except another sweater and shoes Tietenide knows who the fuck he is. They are spotted mostly in high school parking lots hanging around a 1979 M.G. convertible saying strange shit and looking in brief cases. It's thought by some that they are members of the ancient order of the Thietenloied(definition pending)
Hey, Ted, your the president of the student body, what's the fluff with those couple of Tietenide over by that M.G. rag top?
Don't i wish i knew Dale, they're both seniors but i cannot find jackshit about anything on them. I went to the business office, thought i might shake something lose on them but i think Mr. Cherry might be one. He's wearing the shoes and sweater, fucking worse than window shopping, Tietenide pricks.
Tietenide by Isack Sack May 9, 2008
A funny child. Super blonde, and funny. Loves pokemon and is nice. :)
"Hi tietgen!"
tietgen by :D :D May 22, 2018

tietenloos 

me: je bent tietenloos (you are titless)
you: oh :(
tietenloos by Someone-named-bob January 1, 2022
verb
To tediously examine company data sets causing a sleeping disorder due to excessive red bull and coffee intake while trying to stay awake and come up with a comprehensive analysis.

To take an extravagant amount of data sets, analyze it, and make some sense of it.

To spend 36 hours hovering over your computer screen looking at SPSS data while trying to maintain a hold of your last thread of sanity.
We need to tietje this out.

Go all tietje on it.
A sex position involving cactus needles and rope
tieten by Alfred Jens October 12, 2021