'Kyle has a penalty'
'As he approaches the ball Sam Whispers in his ear "ThunderCunt"
Kyle ran up to the ball, He Shouted
"ThunderCunt"
He smashed it top right corner,
"The Keeper had no chance of saving that ThunderCunt" Screamed the commentator.
'As he approaches the ball Sam Whispers in his ear "ThunderCunt"
Kyle ran up to the ball, He Shouted
"ThunderCunt"
He smashed it top right corner,
"The Keeper had no chance of saving that ThunderCunt" Screamed the commentator.
by Thundercunterous June 1, 2016
A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.
Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....
by milkdud August 23, 2006
Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while
Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.
Terry - lol
Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.
Terry - lol
by broocemoose January 14, 2014
The biggest and most cuntiest of all cunts. Generally, thundercunts are incredibly obese and have a portal to Hell in between their legs rather than a vagina.
by JackamoTheThunderCuntSlayer February 5, 2009
by Spunky127 March 13, 2014
A person who's actions and/or personality reflect that of a cunt, but exponentially greater in cunty-ness
Guy 1-Dude, you know Brandi?
Guy 2-I hear she's a bitch.
Guy 1-Not just a bitch, she's a raging thundercunt!
Guy 2-I hear she's a bitch.
Guy 1-Not just a bitch, she's a raging thundercunt!
by Alexander the Nate November 12, 2012
She is such a thundercunt, her vagina could probably provide enough power to light up a small village.
by Wicked_mean July 27, 2010