The boiling point of all English swears.
Mainly used in Australia, and has multiple uses and meanings.
Noun; Thundercunt
Someone or something that is cunty beyond cunt, someone with so much cunt about them each time they act like a cunt, a hellish storm forms. To be called a thundercunt, you have to had cunted so hard you flipped Earths poles, and the use of this word calling you a Thundercunt is designed to flip them back to normal, so it does not create undesirable cuntsequences.
Verb; Thundercunted
To throw something with such force, it breaks the sound barrier. If it didn’t enter orbit, whatever poor thing it collided with would have been reduced to dust. Periodically, whatever was ‘thundercunted’ temporarily becomes an object humans made reach the speed of light.
Adjective; Thundercunt, Thundercunted
To describe something that is fucked beyond revival, usually something your dad tried to fix instead of bringing in a trades person. Or, to describe one’s intoxication. Drunk beyond the bottle, so blind they can smell colours and see sounds.
Mainly used in Australia, and has multiple uses and meanings.
Noun; Thundercunt
Someone or something that is cunty beyond cunt, someone with so much cunt about them each time they act like a cunt, a hellish storm forms. To be called a thundercunt, you have to had cunted so hard you flipped Earths poles, and the use of this word calling you a Thundercunt is designed to flip them back to normal, so it does not create undesirable cuntsequences.
Verb; Thundercunted
To throw something with such force, it breaks the sound barrier. If it didn’t enter orbit, whatever poor thing it collided with would have been reduced to dust. Periodically, whatever was ‘thundercunted’ temporarily becomes an object humans made reach the speed of light.
Adjective; Thundercunt, Thundercunted
To describe something that is fucked beyond revival, usually something your dad tried to fix instead of bringing in a trades person. Or, to describe one’s intoxication. Drunk beyond the bottle, so blind they can smell colours and see sounds.
Noun;
“You greasy, good for nothing, happiness sapping, dick bending, THUNDERCUNT!!!”
*the universe shudders at the presence of such language*
Verb;
“Once when i was a kid, i got so angry i picked up a rock and thundercunted it into my principles car, it was a complete write off.”
Adjective;
Bill’s friend:“hey Bill, you alright mate? Look a little munted there”
Bill: “i am absolutely thundercunted, i need to piss but i cant find my dick!”
“You greasy, good for nothing, happiness sapping, dick bending, THUNDERCUNT!!!”
*the universe shudders at the presence of such language*
Verb;
“Once when i was a kid, i got so angry i picked up a rock and thundercunted it into my principles car, it was a complete write off.”
Adjective;
Bill’s friend:“hey Bill, you alright mate? Look a little munted there”
Bill: “i am absolutely thundercunted, i need to piss but i cant find my dick!”
by Serbian_Father_Figure August 3, 2023
A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.
An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler
An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler
by thundercuntslopolous April 14, 2016
by ComebackCunt January 22, 2017
by puk nyoman August 10, 2017
by Gollum April 18, 2005
a) an electric sex toy used for masturbation that resembles a cunt
b) brand name for the above mentioned
c) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest bitches out there. Trumps bitch, whore, cunt, etc.
b) brand name for the above mentioned
c) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest bitches out there. Trumps bitch, whore, cunt, etc.
a) Man, don't use a pocket pussy! Get a thundercunt.
b) The Thundercunt is one of the electric fake pussies on the market today
c) That thundercunt hung up on me!
b) The Thundercunt is one of the electric fake pussies on the market today
c) That thundercunt hung up on me!
by Loins April 2, 2008