A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint
While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.
by GooseGrim September 5, 2022
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When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.
"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."
by DarbyCrash69 October 7, 2023
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When the owner of male genitalia enters their parter while being completely hard, using their appendage as the only body part to which they prop their body upward in an open armed and legged position presenting that of a bird in flight - typically facing in opposite directions, thus the “reverse” description. The position was inspired by the old 90s toy of a plastic bird figure that balanced gracefully on the tip of a finger appearing to be in flight.
Luke preformed a reverse thunderbird on Phil after an exceptional band practice that left both aroused and ready to fly.
by SquishyP August 24, 2023
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