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Threecret 

A threecret is a cross between a threesom. And a secret. Its a threecret when one or two of the members dont know its a threesom.
Dude i was in the middle on the couch, and I was fingering the girl 1 on my left and the girl 2 on my right was jacking me off. We had a blanket over us so both girl 1 didnt know that girl 2 was jacking me off, and girl 2 didnt know i was fingering girl 1. What can we call it???, what about a threecret?
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Coming home with the tree you sawed down and realizing it looked better in the forest. Treegrets may include but are not limited to discovering unsightly holes in tree boughs, buying one of them Balsams, finding that your tree is too big for its designated location, learning your tree was once or still is a home for wildlife.
Our family had an immediate sense of treegret when we stood the Balsam up and all of its needles fell off. While scooping up the pile of needles, Maw found a bird’s nest.
treegret by iBetty December 5, 2011
An amazing Minecraft streamer who is bisexual and goes any pronouns!
dono: you like dick?
theeret: yeah?
theeret by theeretsimp September 23, 2020
Verb, - when you are the third person to agree, or describing three people that agree
"I threegree with you two" "Jill, Sam, and I threegree that you should go to the hospital and get that looked at"
threegree by Dorcus Kluck April 23, 2015

Threelets 

Three identical siblings that share the same mother
My sisters and I are Threelets

My two brothers look exactly like me so were Threelets
Threelets by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

Threegether

Adverb: with or in proximity to two other people.
They were all threegether in bed.

Let us go to the movies threegether
Threegether by Pop Poodle November 23, 2019
A "Touché", plus one!
When confronted with a "touché", an appropriate retort may result in a "threeché".

pronounced "three-shay"
threeché by PopeMichael April 14, 2009