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Three Village 

The school district where the Brookhaven kids go.

Minnesauke: The only school with an ESL program. All the prude kids went here. No doubt all of the girls dress in Abercrombie and Fitch and if you don't you ain't cool. All of the boys are either pokemon obsessed losers or jocks. They go to Gelinas for middle school

Setauket: No doubt, this is where the sluts come from. Wearing miniskirts, shortshorts and abercrombie by the time they're seven years old, the girls are the sluttiest of the five elementary schools. As for the guys, here is where the skaters, punks, and emos come from. They all like to think they're the best elementary school in the district, but minnesauke is better. They go to Gelinas

Nassakeg: Almost everyone who went here is a jock or prep. End of story. No one really cares about them. They get split up between Gelinas and Murphy

Arrowhead: Does anyone really know? Does anyone really CARE? they all go to murphy

Mount: If you go here your either less wealthy than the other schools, or in the IG program. All of the freaky asians went here because they're all geniuses, and all of the foreigners went here because they all live in south setauket. Gets divided between murphy and gelinas depending on a) location or b) what school you went to before IG

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Middle schools'

Gelinas: Better sports teams than Murphy except for football, our football team sucks. Girls soccer team has been undefeated for FIVE YEARS and murphy refuses to scrimmage them because everyone has to unite at Stony Brook Soccer. The kids here vary from jocks, emos, punks, stoners, and preps. Everyone's got their own personality. If you haven't been high atleast once, you didn't go to gelinas. Murphy's got the thugs, Gelinas got the thugs. They also tend to speak they're own language

Murphy: The less wealthy and less popular of the two schools. The kids who live in south setauket go here, and they tend to be lower class. The kids there think they're tougher than the gelinas kids, but generally aren't, with just a few exceptions. They're still lovable as any Brookhaven kid.

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The Highschool

Ward Melville: The "pharmacy" everyone in Ward Melville does drugs. This is wear the two middle schools combine, so you have a good mix of kids. Some are normal, some are not. Major drama goes down here but they have some of the best parties.

Three village as a whole: Some chill kids and some not so chill kids. People like to bad-talk us cause they know they don't have the money to go here, but we don't care. We're happy as we are, meeting up with friends by seport or via. There are so many cliques its impossible to be a loner. Intelligence wise, we sit right in between. We ain't horrible, but we ain't the top dogs either.
Three village kids

Minnesauke Kid: I'm just normal kid!

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Setauket Girl: Yo. I may only be twelve but can I give you head?

Setauket Guy: Yeah sure, then I'm gonna go grab my skateboard and skate via with the guys
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Mount IG kid: E= MC2 :)

Other mount kid: Ya man. I be doin the english real good.

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Gelinas skater: Ya man. Watch me do a steezy-ass kickflip

Other G Skater: Oh mannn What a beast! lets go bake now, i really want to light up

Butt ugly Gelinas Girl: We're so hot, everyone is jealous

Good-lookin Gelinas girl: UGH IM SO FAT

Jock boy: why don't you run 2543543 miles with me! then we can go swimming!

Stoner: I just blazed out of an apple!

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Murphy kid: Let's be 100% straight edge and go play some sports or skate. Or we could drink, just a little

Murphy girl: Naw. I just wanna give you head. Or maybe we could bang!
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Ward Melville kid: Let's do some dip or pot, then we'll go watch a metal concert at the crazy donkey, then we'll get drunk and you can sleep over
Three Village by 3Vkid August 14, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026