1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.
When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.
by der ubergeek February 9, 2005
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1.someone who is drunk off of or pretends to be drunk off of, consuming very few beers.
1. that lightweight only drank 3 beers, and he is allready passed out. What a three beer queer.
by Jamm627 April 12, 2006
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A guy who becomes the baddest dude in the bar just after 3 beers.
Also a sober guy who wears white sunglasses at all and or any sunglasses in doors or on a shady day.
Look out Jimmy, the Three Beer Queer just cracked his 3rd one.

Hey ya Three Beer Queer, have you seen the sun? Me either!
by WytTrashWil April 22, 2016
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