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Thranduil 

The hottest bitch on Middle Earth. A fucking queen. A DILF.
''U seen those elven bitches man? They fuckin hot''
''Dude they got nothing on the king''

''Who dat?''
''Thranduil, king of the elves''
Thranduil by thorinoakenshield February 2, 2014
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Threenager

Three year old child spouting attitude like a spoiled teenage.
My kid just left the house in mismatched/stained clothes and 17 bracelets because she's a threenager and I have more important fights to pick.
The fictional character, Grand Admiral Thrawn, who proved to be one of the greatest villains of all time in the Star Wars saga. A consummate strategist, cool-headed leader, and brilliant tactician, Thrawn led the remnants of the Empire to almost defeating the Rebellion (New Republic). However, he was assassinated by his bodyguard during the climatic Battle of Bilbringi, ending his near-victory over the Rebellion.

He was the last of Emperor Palpatine's twelve Grand Admirals, had pale blue skin, black-bluish hair, and piercing red glowing eyes. He was a member of the Chiss, a humanoid race belonging to the fringes of the known Galaxy.
"Grand Admiral Thrawn? The fleet awaits your orders, sir."
Thrawn by Ubiqtorate November 27, 2006

thrangle 

(v.) To passionately acquire, consume or devour something. To imply the satisfaction of a primitive urge based upon the context.
Dude, I'm starving....let's go thrangle some burgers. We went to the bar and thrangled some drinks. After few drinks he took her home where they thrangled.
thrangle by sfdaveb May 21, 2011

Legolas Thranduilion 

Legolas is a character from The Lord of the Rings trilogy (both books and films). In the films, he is played by Orlanda Bloom and is known to say the line 'They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!' Which in fact created a very famous remix on youtube.

He is a member of the Fellowship of the Ring, a group of Nine companions (Frodo Baggins the ring bearer, Samwise Gamgee, Meriodoc Brandybuck, Perigrin Took, Aragron, Son of Arathorn, Isildur's heir and her of kings, Gandalf the Grey, Boromir of Gondor, Gimli of the Lonely Mountain (Erebor) and Legolas Tranduilion)

The Fellowship is there to help Frodo get the ring to Mordor.

Legolas is the Prince of Greenwood, which became Mirkwood during the journey of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield ( Read the Hobbit) as evil started to return to the Forest.

Some people mistake his surname as Greenleaf which is actually the translation of his name from elvish (forgive me since I don't know if it's Sindarin or Quenya). Yes, Legolas does actually mean Greenleaf.

His official title is Legolas Thrandullion which means Legolas, Son of Thranduil (The great Elvin king Of Greenwood)

He has no surname for he is an elf. Only titles. This should surprise the fanfiction authors who have their Mary-Sues marry him and take on the surname 'Greenleaf'.

And I am actually a female writing this so BAZINGA.
Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isenguard!

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: Mary-Sues who want to marry me! Lots of them! RUN!

Mary-Sue: I want to me Mrs. Greenleaf!
Me: It's actually Legolas Thranduilion. Also, it's his title not his surname! Muggle, you should be thrown into Mount Doom!
Excellent, amazing, best quality, fantastic. Taken from the word Threnty meaning highest quality mp3 available (320kbps).
John: "got any weed man?"
Tom: "yeah man, you need some?"
John: "is it any good?"
Tom: "Fuck yeah, it's threntin man, totally threntin"
threntin by Nick Flanagan December 10, 2007