Someone who runs away from his parental responsibilities. He also has a ton of dingle berries. When you go down on him and you're upside down laying on the bed, be careful not to look up that booty hole, there are tons of toilet paper strips hanging like flags out his bum hole.
Beware the Thomas-Gladiator. He'll try to fool you, but know that underneath those 15 year old true religion flared jeans there is a forest of dingle berries. Ps: don't count on him for any child support.
by ProsperaProserpina84 May 12, 2021