To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.
I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!
by rottenhana June 5, 2011
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A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 11, 2023
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Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..
Did you see that come of his room?

Yeah..... he has thirsty goggles again
by Myers guy January 20, 2016
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An adjective that decribes an individual who finds the need to e-date.
ToxicJolt is e-thirsty.
by BgoneThot December 23, 2017
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When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.
mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "
by the_lifeguard November 16, 2010
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What his girlfriends cousin comments on his picture accusing his 2 female best friends for throwing themselves at him despite his girlfriend
Female friend 1: "dem veins tho"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"
by Anonymous0920 March 21, 2017
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