n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.
In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.
by Lomonte95 April 22, 2006
When somebody packs a gravity bong cap so full that when you raise it,the smoke is dense and green and more often than not, will leave you choking and stain your teeth.
by ham sandwich June 21, 2012
by Mummysueandfleurytoo January 22, 2016
A less than sturdy fun bag of a woman who is notorious for being promiscuous and thick in all the wrong places.
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by seasonal clout February 22, 2018