Semen Theif

When you're going to cum in her mouth but then you catch it in your hand and eat it yourself

Michael: Hew Jason, last night Lisa wanted me to cum on her but thought nah I'll be a semen theif

Jason: Damn, GG bro

by SEMEN_THEIF August 21, 2018

accordian theif

One of the two moxie-class characters selectable in the online , text-based role-playing game, "Kingdom of Loathing."

"Hey, Jim, which character did you pick on KoL?"
"Oh, I'm an accordian theif."

by Justin Dodson December 12, 2006

commander in theif

The man in presently (at whatever time that might currently be) who is in charge of stealing as much money as possible for him or herself. This might be done through giving huge government contracts to their friends, or just kind of redirecting money into the proper bank accounts. This person is usually referred to as the "Commander in Chief" and/or "President of the United States". But we all know that if they aren't banging the ho under the desk, they are off to steal our money so why not change the name.

The commander in theif couldn't steal a pretzel if he tried.

by CommieSmurf November 19, 2003

youtube theif

A person that steals videos from other people putting them on youtube without crediting the creator. Or even bigger faggots will steal videos and claim they made them.

Guy 1: Dude, a Youtube theif stole my cartoon I put on Newgrounds!

Guy 2: That Sucks.

by BlueFlashProductions June 24, 2008

Rebel Theif

A person that steals from large corporate establishments for their own personal reasons.

Rebel Theives will never steal from friends or small business stores. The motive behind a Rebel Theif is generally taking things that are made in bulk and would have no effect on anything if it were stolen or gone missing.

John stole me a camera from Wal-Mart today, I would of bought it myself but I just got laid off from my job. I'm glad he's a Rebel Theif.

by dave yasuo July 6, 2006

Keif Theif

Legend tells of a theif of keif, who steals yo keif, for your keif.

Where's my keif? Oh shit, we were hit by a keif theif!

by Jean Me July 4, 2022

Tape Theif

Someone who jumps on other peoples style. Originally is was for someone who copied tape to tape and then played it back for another audience reeking the reward of good style. It has been expanded to clothing, hair styles, tattoo's, piercings and even figures of speech.

Cool Guy "Damn, did you see John's Tattoo?"
Cool Guy 2 "I saw that on Paul at the party we were at two weeks ago, the ladies dug it!"
Cool Guy "OH man what a tape theif!"

by Drapz September 27, 2011