up with the put-down 

To be "up with the put-down" is to be in the know-how; to have the latest information/gossip or to fully understand a situation.

Character 1: "What? I doooon't get iiiittt...?!?!"
Character 2: "OMFG, grrrrlllll, get up with the fxing put-down. here's how it's done..."

Scene Kids on the Street: *RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE. GOSSIP GOSSIP GOSSIP. SEX SEX SEX. PARAPHANELIA, PEDOPHILIA, DRUG ABUSE*

Street Cop Strolling By: "Wow, great job staying up with the put-down, kids. Keep it up!"

up with the put-down by Nick Hoover June 3, 2008

Put down the Sharpie 

A request to someone to admit they are wrong.

In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.

"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."

Put down the Sharpie by hodags1966 September 6, 2019

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon 

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008

Put down the knife 

To go vegetarian or more specifically, vegan. Referring to the 2011 documentary 'Forks over knives' in which researchers explore the possibility that people changing their diets from animal-based to plant-based can help eliminate or control diseases like cancer and diabetes.

Girl 1: You are looking so good lately, what's your secret?

Girl 2: I put down the knife.

Put down the knife by my mAin Hack October 1, 2016

Put Down the Kelp

Means stop sucking dick. In spongebob, theres an episode where the krusty krab sells Kelp drinks and it shows spongebob slurping on the straw, so it means stop slurping on dick.

Matthew: "Oh my god Nathan, you have the best handles and the best shot in basketball and youre really good."
Nathan: "Thanks?"
Nick: "Put down the kelp matthew, jheeez"

Put Down the Kelp by fumastyle November 5, 2017

put down the shovel 

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

put down the shovel by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023

Put The Baby Down 

Verb Phrase:

1)To ready oneself for drastic and decisive action including, but no limited to violent enforcement or retribution.

2)To decide to take a situation seriously and finally engage in conflict or competition. Characterized by a shift in priorities from general agree-ability, care and nurturing to force of will and fighting. i.e., A move from "lover" to "fighter".

If they think they can get away with slandering our name like that they are mistaken. It's time to put the baby down!

Put The Baby Down by brooklyner October 8, 2012