The cow's tits Share definition Flag When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks "Did you watch The Simpsons last night?" "Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!" The cow's tits by fwantastique April 27, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the The cow's tits mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch