Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

Stumps the clown by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

Stumps the clown by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

up the stump

When a woman is pregnant she is said to be up the stump.

Some one has become pregnant, they are up the stump.

up the stump by John Wad January 11, 2007

Kicking the stump 

Assertively pretending to know something.

Uncle T was just kicking the stump when you asked him what's going on in Ukraine.

Kicking the stump by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022

dropped the stump

Sort of like saying "wow he got shut down"

If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.

Joe ~ "Dang the cops totally dropped the stump on our party last night"
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Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"

Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"

Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"

dropped the stump by Red_Mobster December 7, 2009

the stomps 

Phrase referring to the experience of diarrhea so intense, when squatting upon a toilet one stomps their foot on the ground as they expel brown fluids from their hindquarters. Often associated with moderate to severe pain akin to a burning sensation.

That week old chalupa I scarfed last night gave me the stomps all morning.

the stomps by invisible christopher walken March 2, 2009

bump the stump 

A term for bumping fists.

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.

bump the stump by JRB55 September 15, 2010