The Statt 

Analogous to "The clap", it is a cocktail of S.T.D.s which can include, The Clap, Genital Warts and Syphilis.

Brian: I think I got the Statt last night.
Clark: Do your balls and asshole hurt?
Brian: Yes, I definitely shoulda' doubled up.

The Statt by Alfredclark December 27, 2008

the seattle no

The Seattle No, is a passive way of declining something. Indigenous people of Seattle do not like turning down friends of acquaintances, therefore they passively decline without actually declining.

If you invite someone from Seattle to an event and they respond, “Hmm yeah that sounds interesting, I’ll have to check,” that is the Seattle NO. If they say “Maybe” and then you don’t hear from them for a while, that's a Seattle NO. If they say “I don’t know” in Seattle that means NO.

the seattle no by Indigenous PNW'er February 6, 2014

The Scatt 

1.When you have reach the maximum level in Awesome.
2.When you continously like to get in peoples' shit.
3.When you are to good at a game.
4.When your name is Scott and u Rock it!

1.GUY1-"Damn your to Awesome" GUY2-"yeah becuase im The Scatt".
2.GUY1-"You're to good at this game,if I didn't know any better i'll say your The Scatt!"
3.GUY1-"How do your Rock it so goooooood?" GUY2-"Well, im The Scatt."
4.GUY1-"YOU SUCK!!" GUY2-"Damn I jus got own by The Scatt."
5.GUY1-"Hey Scott, you are The Scatt."

The Scatt by BigPac April 27, 2006

The Scatt 

1.When you have reach the maximum level in Awesome.
2.When you continously like to get in peoples' shit.
3.When you are to good at a game.
4.When your name is Scott and u Rock it!

1.GUY1-"Damn your to Awesome" GUY2-"yeah becuase im The Scatt".
2.GUY1-"You're to good at this game,if I didn't know any better i'll say your The Scatt!"
3.GUY1-"How do your Rock it so goooooood?" GUY2-"Well, im The Scatt."
4.GUY1-"YOU SUCK!!" GUY2-"Damn I jus got own by The Scatt."
5.GUY1-"Hey Scott, you are The Scatt."

The Scatt by BigPac April 25, 2006

The Statts 

The Statts is the most likely side-effect of having a Statter (A small, but really spicy hotdog).

Getting "The Statts" is similar in intensity to a hangover, but with the addition of shame and self-disgust at last nights over indulgence.

Dude One: you alright?

Dude Two: No man, I've got a real bad case of the Statts

Dude One: Gross...

The Statts by Hotdog-Hound December 9, 2012

The Seattle Dirt Bag 

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

The Seattle Dirt Bag by analvagina December 6, 2013

The Seattle Polycule 

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.

"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."

The Seattle Polycule by Camwood October 22, 2023