Russian Bidet

The act of giving someone a rim job after they have produced fecal matter with the intent of removing all poop from their asshole so that they do not have to wipe, as a bidet would do.

Matt: Eric just ate shit worse than a Russian Bidet!

by TwatLicker69 March 11, 2011

Russian Bidet

Wiping your ass with a clump of snow/ice

I was walking my dogs at the park and had a really wet fart I had to use a Russian Bidet

by Dangah!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011

The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

by Absolute_Toaster April 19, 2023