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sparks the rescue 

an awesome band pORTland, maine. formerly know an Pozer.

myspace.com/sparkstherescue
J-Bob: Have you heard that band Sparks?
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....
sparks the rescue by J_Bob February 14, 2007

Yoohoo to the rescue 

He’s a bush baby and the leader of the friend group anyways yooho to the were on mission let’s explore let’s have some fun and so much more travel the world and meet new friends our journey never ends pammee lemmee roodee chewoo and our captain yoohoo
Yoohoo to the rescue kjkjhoitugerhjhfgegfds(kurtgh

Tektronix to the rescue 

What you say when faced with a proprietary closed-source hardware device such as the Creative Zen Mosaic MP3 player. Implies that someone with an oscilloscope/spectrum analyzer can tinker with the internal workings of a device and make it work more freely/open. Can also be replaced with 'Agilent to the rescue'.
Hipster:I'd like to get this iPod working in Linux, but it only works on MTP connection.
Guy in Red Hat:Tektronix to the rescue! Let's figure out the protocol.

Google to the rescue 

When you don’t know the answer and google is the only way you can figure it out
I was talking to my girlfriend and she asked me a question I didn’t know the answer but then I googled it. She said well “google to the rescue!”

Flying beer to the rescue 

When a beer just appears
Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

McCarthy to the rescue! 

A common refrain among Republicans right after Trump staged the Insurrection, as Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy headed down to kiss Trump’s golden ass after he courageously but impulsively ‘dissed’ him and then quickly realized he’d set himself up for having his entire political life go down the drain (which happened anyway).
It was definitely “McCarthy to the rescue!” happening when Kevin uttered the insipid statement, “Well you know, Donald is said to be not eating and he is very depressed.”