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The Pythagorean 

A threesome involving two girls and one guy. The guy is riding the first girl, who is on her back. The second girl is crounched over the first while receiving oral sex from her. The guy and female number two are making out to complete the triangle.
"Oh, you did the Eiffel Tower last night? I didn't know you were gay? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I just fucked two girls, The Pythagorean style."
The Pythagorean by UW Badger Kane February 20, 2010
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The Pythagorean Theorem 

The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.

This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2

Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10

Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that

Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem

The Pythagoras 

A variation of the 69 sexual position where a person sits upright while eating their partner's ass. The second partner is simultaneously sucking on their toes.
Have you heard about The Pythagoras, the wise CupcakKe described it in her song Juicy Coochie: "show you a different sixty nine that no one knows, like I'm sucking your toes while you eating my butthole"

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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