The Ole 1, 2 

-noun
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.

2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.

1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.

2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.

The Ole 1, 2 by Boy-Perv April 20, 2008

The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2

The act of eating a large, potentially lethal quantity of matter, edible or not, with a companion(s), on a whim. Not to be confused with an Eater Fetish, "Reedo-Bagos" those who undertake The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2 actually find eating in front of others excruciating due to insecurities surrounding their eating disorders. Instead, Reedo-Bagos find pleasure in calling attention to their uncanny abilities to consume obscenely large quantities, often in short periods of time.

Hey did you see Larry Lasagna and Bootstrap Bagodonuts go live on Facebook to give the boys The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2 in Florida over the summer? They took down $180 worth of Taco Bell.. Took the Uber Eats driver 3 trips to and from his Toyota. Good stuff."

The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2 by Bootstrap Bagodonuts October 21, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012