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The Creeping Mung 

The stuff that oozes out of your dick hole, that is transmitted sexually
That dude got The Creeping Mung, dont put your mouth on his wee wee
The Creeping Mung by DC1999 July 17, 2019

The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.
We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.

The Munge 

a small purple monster featured in the horror short film The Munge
"oh no The Munge got me!!"
The Munge by mung3mast3r3000 October 19, 2022

The Munger 

When going down on a girl have a friend hide in a closet. At the appropriate moment your friend will come out from his hiding place, take a flying leep, and land directly on the girl's stomach. The result is her ovaries contract shooting all her eggs into your mouth.
Ex. 1 - "What a heinous bitch. Someone should give her The Munger to insure that she never breeds."

Ex. 2 - "No thanks, not even the slightest bit peckish, had a Munger before I came over."

Ex. 3 - "I have performed more Mungers then I can count. They call me Mung the Merciless around here."
The Munger by Jay Yei January 10, 2006

gunge the munge 

a kiwi that is ginger that lurks in the dark corners of your home.
he will shid toothpaste while eating eggs and cereal in your basement.
the gunge the munge was found eating eggs and shiddin toothpaste in james house
gunge the munge by lennodium June 3, 2023

The Arctic Mungkees 

A small-time Swedish pop band, most notably renowned for their hit single "Peter Mitchell" from their debut album "Dark Side of the Mung".

While they only achieved limited success in the mainstream music scene, The Arctic Mungkees have often been cited as a main influence to hardcore musicians, Mungtellica.
Dude what's that awful noise? It sounds like a pack of frosty walruses!

No way! That's my new The Arctic Mungkees record!