while in the midst of anal intercourse pull out and let her blow her nose on your cock, then light the snot on fire, making a green flame, you then masturbate until you cum leaving a green haze glowing over your girl.
if you ever feel unlighted you should try a little "green lantern" to fire yourself up.
by j man 23 September 3, 2010
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Being extremely obsessed with a person. Like over the top-notch obsessed with someone. So obsessed that it's annoying.
Helpy: Hey guys, Sakura is online!
Germ: Jesus Christ, are you lantern-sessed with her smh.
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a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass
good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out
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a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer
dont open your porn spam you might catch it
by tom November 2, 2003
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When a girl uses a glow-stick as a dildo, whilst at night time, therefore, making a glow in her pussy.
Jennifer used that green glow-stick to do a green lantern at the party.
by METALLICA123 January 2, 2011
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The neo-urbanite hipster code-word for marijuana.
"Dude, i just scored an eighth of green lantern!"
by dinkytown999biotch August 6, 2007
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Originally published by National comics, as a stroy about a man, alan scott, granted powers by, literally, a Green Lantern. During the silver age of comics, National (now DC) reintroduced the character, this time an inter gallactic law inforcer named Hal Jordan. Since that time the role of green lantern has been filled by John Stewart, Guy Gardner, and most recently, Kyle Rayner. The original, Alan Scott, resides on DC's Earth2, and now goes by Sentinel. Hal Jordan died after becoming obssed with power (nd becoming the being Paralax) but was resurected as The Spectre. He has since given up that identity. Kyle Rayner acts as Earths green lantern, and Guy Gardner and John Stewart continue to act as superheros within the Green Lantern Corps.
The Green lantern has the potntial of being the most powerful thing in the universe, so why is Kyle Rayner such a pussy?
by Salcker Apathy April 3, 2005
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