the knottie boys

The best punk rock band to ever exist. They started on Long Island, New York and are the best musicians punk rock has seen in a long time.

“Have you listened to The Knottie Boys?”
“Yes! And that bass player is really hot”

by That Knottie Boys Fan January 22, 2021

The Knottie Boys

A terrible punk rock band from some bad place…. I think it’s called Long Island or something? But hey, at least some of the members are hot. They also have an old, fat and strangely gay manager.

“Did you hear about the Knottie Boys?”

“Yes, I also heard that they have nice dicks”

by Ryan and Nicky are gay August 30, 2021