The Kirkey

When you let your coworker finger blast your prostate with their big knuckles.

He enjoyed having The Kirkey preformed on him.

by Yetiarms March 19, 2022

Kirkey

Spazzing out rampantly and yelling, followed by slamming an object fiercely in anger (such as a door or bulletin board) and eating shit as a result while all your peers are watching and laughing.

"I pulled a Kirkey after that test man"
"I'm going to Kirkey after this shit"
"he Kirkeyly left the meeting"
"I'm going to Kirkey it up after this"

by r_r June 4, 2009