The Kevinator

Beware of the tall handsome man that goes by the name of Kevin. He will scoop you up, give you the best sex of your life, and leave behind combat-style hand print bruises on your hips and ass. You are a lucky girl to sleep with The Kevinator.

Girl A: what's up with the bruises on your butt?

Girl B: I slept with The Kevinator this weekend.

Girl A: SO JEALOUS.

The Kevinator by Esmerelda5555 November 25, 2013

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the kerninator

a person who is infatuated with dinosaurs and is also known for watching ebony porn on the school computers.

dudde turn off jurassic park. your acting like the kerninator. and pull up your fuckin pants

the kerninator by judybooty May 27, 2010

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The Bevinator

The bevinator is a mythical creature who will come and snatch up your bev, he will crush your bev, and fuck your ass.

Dan: I got this bev at the store, it's really tasty
Joe: Don't let the bevinator see that, he'll get you
The Bevinator: What is up bitch

The Bevinator by ballsack puncher 334 January 13, 2025

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