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The Karate Kid 

During sex with a female, begin by grabbing her tits in both hands, begin moving your hands in opposite circular motions "Wax on Wax Off."
When DJ was passionatly making love to Nancy, he pulled The Karate Kid with both of her large tits in his hands while she screamed "Do Me Harder Sensei!"
The Karate Kid by Bibanes September 3, 2010
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The Karate Kid 

Having sex while wearing a Cobra Kai gi, and at the moment of climax yelling "SWEEP THE LEG!" and then throwing your partner off the bed.
Dude! I totally got this chick with The Karate Kid last night!
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.

Alan the Karate Kid 

An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord

karate kid the next step 

Pretty much just the worst in the karate kid series and just overall trash
Yo did u watch the new karate kid the next step
Nah
Why
Because it's obviously shit
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026