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The Inverted Stranger 

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.

the inverted panda 

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda
OMG what happened to your face

its called the inverted panda or samad
the inverted panda by The happy punk February 19, 2010

The Inverted Theif 

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.
Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

The inverted iron man 

While wearing an iron man costume do a handstand and precede to get rim jobbed by partner
I just did the inverted iron man with yo momma.

the inverted slippery fish 

When two partners are role playing as fish usually in full dress up attire, they perform the move back to back where the male wears a strap-on backwards and has sex with the female in a twerking motion.
I did the inverted slippery fish to Samantha last night at her dad's house

the oaklahoma inverted chilli dog 

when ur doing a girl in the ass and she shits while ur doing it, and she eats the shit off it and u bust in her mouth.
george thought of the oaklahoma inverted chilli dog