A person who recites the Ten Commandments backwards in German while throwing up a blue dog toy from Albertsons in Canada right below the opposing partner's genitals. And after, proceed to take a great, steaming shit all over the partner's pet while singing Cape Town Races in swing tempo of 169.734643 Bpm EXACTLY. This can only be done once in every universal timeline, and the one who does it gets fucking died.
Man, ever heard of the legendary act of The Great Gober Dina? you'd be a legend if you accomplish that. That would be something to cross off my bucket list before I decide to get married.
by sexy hexy II October 10, 2022