The Gerg 

Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.

The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.

The Gerg by rreza August 24, 2008

The gergler 

The gergler is a supervillain who resides under a cliff and was given superhuman strength after eating radioactive seaweed out of Boredom. He is on the run from the police for several infractions of intoxication and involuntarily blowing up a burning building after releasing gas-like vapor from his rectum.

Help, help, help! My baby is in that burning building and the gergler is running in there with an awful odor behind his rear!

The gergler by Ulysses M January 27, 2021

jerking the gergin 

rubbing one off

after she gave me fucking blue balls i jerked the gerg all night.

jerking the gergin by Prycer August 23, 2003

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th 

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th was a very importent person, he invented bagels in 1785 and ended the territories war between new Hampshire and Arkansas. He was a very importent person who held the world recorded for throwing a brick, i was from kent Washington to Perth austrila. unfortanetly durring that tragic accident he killed some bitch called bee in 2026. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th also invented time travel. Many people dont know who Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is so this is why im making this. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is very cool and bee is a fucking idiot.

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is cool

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th by anonymous December 29, 2023

Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th was a very importent person, he invented bagels in 1785 and ended the territories war between new Hampshire and Arkansas. He was a very importent person who held the world recorded for throwing a brick, i was from kent Washington to Perth austrila. unfortanetly durring that tragic accident he killed some bitch called bee in 2026. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th also invented time travel. Many people dont know who Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is so this is why im making this. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is very cool and bee is a fucking idiot.

Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th is cool

Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th by anonymous December 29, 2023