Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.
The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
by rreza July 29, 2008
by hallmarkfan December 11, 2020
To continuously annoy your friends on Xbox until you become blocked.
Alternate definition:
To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party
Alternate definition:
To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party
by NHL boss July 27, 2019
n. Commonly known as Greg, a Gerg is basically a synonym for any human being with the name Greg. Being a Gerg, however, it also means that the person is incredibly handsome with a satisfying penis.
Omg, i just hooked up with that gerg over there.
That gerg has the best dick ever!
Oh great, another gerg at the party
That gerg has the best dick ever!
Oh great, another gerg at the party
by ulrich von gradwitz March 2, 2010
A local legend that lives in the central Queensland area of Australia. He grew up with his father slaying tonnes of Spanish, pigs, crows and pretty much anything that moves. To put into perspective of the size of the pile of the stuff that this legend has taken, think of the Empire State Building and times it by 50. That’s before smoko by the way. He’s taught sons, nieces and nephews how to slay anything. Once someone has been summoned with this skill set they have been ‘gerged’.
Mitchel went fishing with gerg and caught 26 blue salmon for the afternoon, he has now been ‘gerged’
by Gerg bartos March 17, 2023
A condition that causes alcohol induced autism, and "bar retardness." Gergs go to extreme lengths to get viciously intoxicated as early as 10 am on a Saturday. Can also be used as a verb.
by rmmrmrmrmrmr November 10, 2019
by CallmeGirth June 25, 2019