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The Elvis 

During rough sex you choke a girl with your left arm extended and your right arm is slightly bent while fingering her ass with a minimum of three fingers. When executing this move properly you should look like Elvis Presley doing one of his famous karate poses.
My buddy Kenny was feeling a bit frisky this weekend and pulled out "The Elvis" on an unsuspecting fuck buddy, needless to say she now calls him her hunk of burning love.
The Elvis by HamDog Millionaire October 10, 2011
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The Elvis 

When you dry hump your boyfriend by gyrating your hips until he cums in your hand. Then you use the cum to slick back his hair and say, “Thank you, thank you very much. You’ve been Elvised!”
Last night my girlfriend got me back for spidermanning her last week. She got me good withThe Elvis! Touché!
The Elvis by veggie steak August 14, 2009

The Elvis 

When a girl sucks your dick while you are standing up shaking your hips.

Optional : also while you are singing an elvis song.
I drank so much coffee on our date and when we went back to my place I was so jittery and she started sucking my dick so I decided it would be the perfect time to Do The Elvis
( you ain't nothin but a hound dog!!!)
The Elvis by Ohlalalalalala May 5, 2015

The Elvis Presley 

Named after the cultural icon, Elvis Presley, who was known to frequently eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches, "The Elvis Presley" takes place when a male lubricates a female's vagina or anus with peanut butter and then proceeds to penetrate her with a banana. This term was formed after an off-campus incident at Rowan University in Glassboro, New Jersey.
"YO MAN, I GAVE THAT BITCH THE ELVIS PRESLEY LAST NIGHT... NOW SHE HAS SALMONELLA!!"
The Elvis Presley by MrCreampuff February 15, 2009

The Elvis Diet 

When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.
Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.
The Elvis Diet by Crash1925 August 27, 2021

The Elvis Presley 

When your girlfriend is hungry but you want a blowjob.

You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.

You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.
Kaley: I'm hungry ...
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.

elvis the cat 

A really cute but very fat cat.

He likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. He is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his butt.
Ron: "hey that cat is really cute, what's his name?"

Ronda: "his name is Elvis the cat!"

Ron:"cool."
elvis the cat by Rondaaaa April 15, 2014