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The Davies Squat

When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.
me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach

The Sam davies

The Sam Davies is slang for as mating call that a hot but sexy man does when he wants little boys to poo in his mouth
Luca: Hey Alfie did you hear about Jack, apparently he was doing The Sam davies!
Alfie: Really? I always knew he liked poo!

The Davie Crockett 

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.
Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

The Daves 

A Florida term for what you get after eating too much food, or ill prepared food. Usually occurs when in eating in a ghetto or white trash area. The Daves is a term for a massive, wet, nasty, squirty shit that you just can't control.
I ate some nasty ribs at woodys and within an hour I got the daves and shitted myself.
The Daves by tuner infante October 24, 2011

the davids 

muscly lines separating a man's thigh/hip-region from the torso.
the name comes from the statue of david by michalangelo.

this region is sometimes confused with the gruffudd (the hair above the penis).
he has hot davids, he works out.

i love to touch the davids of guy, even a guy who's not in shape.
the davids by synecdoche April 29, 2006

the davids 

muscly lines separating a man's torso from his hips/thighs.
these lines point the way to 'The Gruffudd.'
always used with 'the'
the davids by synecdoche April 24, 2006