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crushing the cornshell 

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.
“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”

The Corpse Bride 

Yet another excellent movie from Tim Burton, about a young man, (Victor) who is to marry the daughter of an influental and very rich family in his town (Victoria). He goes out into the woods, practicing his vows for his wedding the next day, and accidently becomes married to a 'corpse bride' (Emily). The movie has some interesting turns involving a murder, bankrupsy, and, of course, 'true' love. It is definatly worth your time to watch if you have not seen it yet.
The Corpse Bride is an amazing movie and very entertaining for audiences of all ages.

the corpse parts 

the corpse parts the remaining of a jesus's corpse featured in jojo bizzare adventures part 7 this corspe have the abilty to unlock stands or you could be talking about the corpse of someone
we need to find the corpse parts before the president does

The Corpse Husband Phenomenon 

A phenomenon where anything that person shows on the internet, whether it be hair, hands, or anything about that person. People will flip, and it will temporarily break the internet
Random person: Holy shit did you see the Corpse husbands hair got number 8 on trending on twitter?!
Me: Welp, thats The Corpse Husband Phenomenon for you

The Corkscrew

A sex position commonly used in french porn movies:

Needs:
Light woman
Strong man

Method:
Get into the classic porn movie riding position, woman facing outwards from the man
Spread the womans legs wide, so her vagina is stretched wide
The man grabs the womans legs and pulls them up, so he penetrates deeply
Then the man pulls her legs down, levering them against his own so she slides up his penis

Not to be confused with:
The Jackhammer, where the man lifts and pushes down the woman riding his penis
Pete : Woah man, I saw this porno last night and they did the corkscrew!
MattSki : Yeah, it takes a whole new definition to the word screwed
Pete : Lol
The Corkscrew by MattSki Jones April 18, 2006

The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."
The Corkscrew by Long Island August 15, 2004