The Congolese Flaming Snip

The act of performing a circumcision procedure on ones self with a flaming red hot 1000 degree heated sword. Usually performed in the Congo.

"Son, it's now your time are you ready to man up? I did it when I was your age, now you have to perform the Congolese flaming Snip".

The Congolese Flaming Snip by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017

the russian congo 

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

the russian congo by WetRag May 17, 2022

The Deep Dish Congo Mambo 

A writhing mass of old people preforming an orgy in a dark, swampy room while drenched in corn syrup. Additionally, the jingle that corresponds to the Little Ceasars television advertisement featuring a mariachi band plays on a loop. The combination of disorientation, dementia, and asphyxiation results in many deaths among the participants.

" Bite-bite, sip-sip: do the deep dish congo mambo!"

The Deep Dish Congo Mambo by Colesabitch May 20, 2014

The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo"

Smoking the Cum Pipe, while being anally raped in the ass.

When Collin is back in Depew, he and his Uncles do the Congo.

The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo" by Collin March 28, 2003

Democratic Republic of the Congo 

Formerly Zaire, a central/south-central African country which is neither fully democratic nor a functioning republic. It is, however, located in the general vicinity of the Congo River. Site of the Second Congo War in which more than 5.4 million people were killed, making it the most deadly conflict since World War II.

It may be referred to as DR Congo or DRC to distinguish it from the Republic of the Congo, which is on the other side of the Congo River.

The Democratic Republic of the Congo is the second poorest country in the world, after Zimbabwe.

Congo Free State, Belgian Congo, Congo-Léopoldville, Congo-Kinshasa, and Zaire are all former names of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

Democratic Republic of the Congo by bierce November 22, 2010

Ring Around the Congo 

Interstate 285, the beltway around Atlanta, Georgia. So-called because Atlanta is a majority black city with an African American mayor and thus is characterized as "The Congo," a large country in Africa. (Trucker usage)

"I'm a-heading to Charlotte, good-buddy, speedballing all the way on 85."

"Roger, that. Due to traffic conditions south-southeast, which is blocked up tighter than a faggot's ass during a Sunday sermon, I suggest you take the northern artery of the Ring Around the Congo."

"Roger that, good buddy."

Ring Around the Congo by Guy Lazarus March 11, 2006

Democratic Republic of the Congo 

A country in central africa and among the poorest countries in the world. Like much of Africa, it's capable of alot but has been conflicted with war and political corruption. It's rich mineral deposits were part of the reason for the Congolese Civil Wars which is what has destroyed any chance of political and economic growth.

The Democratic Republic of the Congo could be a much better place if it weren't for the constant crime and war

Democratic Republic of the Congo by RisingWither April 1, 2015