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The Cock Block 

An actual block of wood with the words COCK BLOCK written on it. It is used when a male is talking to a female, and another male walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, sets it down in front of the male and takes over the conversation with the female.... there are several variations of the cock block... "The Pocket Cock-It" (a pocket sized cock block), "The Twat Block" (the female version of the cock block). Developed by college students in Visalia, Ca.
"Talen was talking to this chick when all of a sudden Bryant walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, and sets it down in front of him."
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Cock-on-the-Block 

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit
"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"
Cock-on-the-Block by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014

cock of the block 

The one who struts his stuff the most in a given vicinity
Phil has had the most girlfriends and the most financial independence amongst his peers. Clearly he is cock of the block.
cock of the block by somedude8000 October 11, 2010

to much cock on the block 

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.
Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block

Blocking the cock 

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock

cock blocking the party 

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.
"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

Hot blocking the cock 

To blow your hot breathe on a cock before giving oral sex
"Before shawty sucked me up she was hot blocking the cock"