when doing a girl from behind you both keep from touching anything, including each other. the man then guides the woman around the room without knocking anything over. if you can make it around the room and reach orgasm without breaking something you are then the captain of the ship. Note: it is not necessary for the girl to orgasm. that never really matters anyway.
After forty five minutes of "Piloting the S.S. Kacie's Sister" around the room, and not striking a single "mine", other than the pink one, Christian bellowed "I am the Captain of the Ship!"
by Samuel T. March 29, 2008
Noob - "I'm awesome, I will pwn u all!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"
by TheLastRambo August 5, 2010
A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.
Shit, man! You were Captain of the Carpet Ship last night.
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
Similar to Jump on the Grenade. An instruction to someone that they have to score with the ugly girl (the ship, especially a fat, ship sized minger), so that there friends can pull the hot ones.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.
by Cillie October 11, 2005