by When_ January 6, 2021
Hey do you know when CallMeCarson is streaming I want to watch CallMeCarson do you know when he streams
by IMG_2943.PNG May 4, 2019
by uh oh stinky September 25, 2019
He is overall funny guy who loves MineCraft, Discord, and Cursed Images/Videos. He is handsome, well mannered, and knows how to treat a girl with his long pickaxe.
P.s. He makes YouTube videos
P.s.s. I am the first one to make a CallMeCarson definition.
P.s. He makes YouTube videos
P.s.s. I am the first one to make a CallMeCarson definition.
Guy 1: Man I'm board.
Guy 2: Why are you board.
Guy1: My mom took my Cursed Images away.
Guy 2: I know what you need, CallMeCarson.
Guy 1:Who are you.
CallMeCarson: I am your GOD now and therefore, I give you the Dankest, Bestest, Ultimate, Cursed Memes everyone loves.
Garfield: I want Lasagna.
Guy 2: Why are you board.
Guy1: My mom took my Cursed Images away.
Guy 2: I know what you need, CallMeCarson.
Guy 1:Who are you.
CallMeCarson: I am your GOD now and therefore, I give you the Dankest, Bestest, Ultimate, Cursed Memes everyone loves.
Garfield: I want Lasagna.
by CallMeCarson Fan 101 February 27, 2019
Sexiest man alive. I mean, come ON, bro, imagine giving him a smooch (don’t actually, that’s weird, on jah). IMAGINE clapping his cheeks (again, don’t actually, you absolute fucking ape. Like, you can imagine slapping your ape hands on his FACE, but, on jah, anywhere else finna get YOUR face clapped, on jah).
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Carson, please Mr. King, please, please, for the love of God, Carson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Carson, please Mr. King, please, please, for the love of God, Carson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
Subscribe to CallMeCarson on Twitch with Twitch Prime or his 13 year old fans will literally eat your toes off, like, on jah.
by oh shit oh fuck oh shit o- October 18, 2019
A god of gods he has thw power to make god with Immense power such as the Merciless Sun god and big lion
by Wyatt909 October 6, 2019
Bandkids' Idle
by SonicLover8000 October 23, 2020