The Alba
The Alba by AmazingHorse October 12, 2011
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The Alba Defense
A form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and ass-backwards way possible without even thinking.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Cop: You're fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim's blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
The Alba Defense by Bugsy McGee June 1, 2011
The Jessica Alba
Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.
Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."
The Jessica Alba by Daniel Eastman April 23, 2005
The Albanian Terrorist
Jeff either has sand in his vagina or someone just gave him "The Albanian Terrorist" cuz he is pissed!
The Albanian Terrorist by Timrothy Schtep October 13, 2008
floss the albatross
floss the albatross by killerbee33 April 21, 2018
The Albatross
An encounter where one woman gathers at least 10 other men and pleasures each one of them at once. She does this by entering into an open squat and placing each man's penis into both armpits, both elbow joints, both hands, both knee joints, her vagina/anus/both, and her mouth. The awkward and frantic motion of a flapping bird gives the impressive feat its name.
The Albatross by Count Thugula September 11, 2011
The Albanianettes
AKA the Ladies of Shqiperia. Dua Lipa, Bebe Rexha, Rita Ora and Ava Max. They're all Albanian hence the name. They should be a band.
The Albanianettes are great!
The Albanianettes by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 29, 2021