This could be self explanitory. Actually, all you need to do is look at just about any SUV you see driving by, and you will see her in the drivers seat.
Who is that driving in from of me, blocking my view? Oh, it must be SUV Fat Lady driving her SUV. Where is her husband? Well her husband is at work, busting his butt so his sponge wife will have enough money to spend.
by Muttsie May 12, 2008
FLB, Fat Lady Bingo. The practice of seeing who can take home the fattest woman in the bar. You must have panties for proof.
by Wooferman December 3, 2009
The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet.
At the wedding reception, ____ did the fat lady shuffle when she brought her clenched fists up to her arm pits, smiled and sort of jogged across the dance floor, trying to be cute as she made her way to the buffet...again.
by awesome pirate March 9, 2009
It ain't over until the fat lady sings.
by G-Union May 12, 2004
1. An extremely fat lady that teaches piano lessons with a bird beside her squakking away. This person is usally old and dumb like a wounded buffalo beast. She will yell at you if you get one note wrong and her bird will yell at you the whole time and she will pay more attention to the bird.Also when she sings the song it sounds like your killing a buffalo. A good song reminding you of the fat lady with the bird is the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Frank Sinatra.
1.
Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.
2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra
Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.
2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra
by Peaknuckle May 27, 2006
To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks.
by c00p_d0gg May 16, 2009