Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.
Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"
by pirate Joe July 12, 2014
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a sassy insult for someone whos been/is fake, mostly used by the girls and the gays. could be used jokingly w friends or seriously.
“since when do you care, fakey?”

nah shes been a fakey. we knew this..”
by lady gaga luvrrr May 6, 2021
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snowboarding switch, eg riding goofy down the hill on your board set up for natural riding, without changin the bindings
he was a pro, he rode the chutes fakey
by emily November 28, 2003
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Fake ID. Falsified identification generally for the use of purchasing alcohol or ensuring you that your date isn't underage until she turns around and slaps you with a count of statutory for not calling the next day.
I was nonchalantly mentioning my 21rst birthday and Matt asked if I had a fakey
by Mmmkay December 5, 2004
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Someone who doesn't seem real, these include:
Fake Tan
A lot of Make Up
Body Parts that look like plastic
Names that ain't real or isn't a name e.g. Mahtab
Wearing hair extensions
Anything that isn't the real person
Some Kid: Hey Fakey, You Wear Fake Tan Don't Cha?
by Some Awesome Kid :P November 29, 2010
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To exalt thyself
by Kj56 December 28, 2018
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