Top Definition
A man who paints his penis red, places a plastic yellow flower from a hummingbird feeder around the head of his penis, stands on his porch, and lets a hummingbird land on the flower and stick its beak in the man's penis hole.
Old man Kruter is such a perv. He sits on his porch all day and pulls the dirty hummingbird.
by Montani August 15, 2011
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