A term used by posers in the festival scenes. If this term is used you can guarantee the speaker thinks they're the hottest thing since sliced bread, which is never the case. They're simply judgemental low lives.
Festival poser, "he's such a wook,"
Educated person, "get a life."
by littlefox17 June 15, 2018
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A name taken from the majestic and ferocious Spotted Wook. This fearsome yet lovable creature is thought to have existed in the Cretaceous period, it was an egg laying mammal, not unlike the misunderstood Platypus it probably shared an ancestral similarity with. It is theorised this pack animal although solitary in nature lives from a diet of fruits that it along with the clutch of other Woki would track down. As a collective these intelligent creatures would also feast on the meat of predators that it would lure into an ambush (elaboration needed). Furthermore it is speculated that it has an unhealthy obsession with processed cheese. This furry omnivore was named for the mating call it is presumed to make by some of the brightest scientific minds looking into it.
The xeno-zoologist in our science department referred to the bones we brought back from our dig in Southern-Botswana as that of a Wook. The Woki eggs in the hatching will make a great addition to the clutch we have raised so far. The extinction of the Wook is a serious matter.
by Damato May 13, 2011
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An extremely hairy person, such that (most likely) he now appears like a wookie from Kashyyk, often mistaken for one.
Man, look at that brother... he's got so much hair, he IS the wook...
by Draith March 30, 2005
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a type of waking up that negatively affects you or results in consequences. often accompanied by a panicked and frenzied attempt to undo what cannot be undone.

used in place of “woke up late” or “my alarm clock didn’t go off” when don’t wake up up in time

when you’re late to work cause wook up late
ALMA: why’d they fire Tracy when he’s our top sales guy?
TAYLOR: boss told him he had to start coming in on time but he wook up almost every day last week.
by idtst April 11, 2020
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Wook is another term, used especially around universities, to refer to an excessively drunk, sloppy, and/or sexually promiscuous girl who parades around at parties and/or bars. The term is a combination of "wasted hook" to the simpler, more concise, "wook."
"Man do you see that wasted girl over there, giving that guy a lapdance? What a wook!"
by bobsbigboy December 29, 2010
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Wook is the 3rd stage of woot (followed by woop)<br/>
It's basically another way of saying woop (because everyone says woop!) Althought woop was another way of saying woot (because everyone used to say woot!). And soon it'll likely move on to woog or something simular.
It is a way of expressing happyness or excitement, and ise used by gamers mainly.
<br/>Wook also means a nasty old hippy or something, look below...
Wook! I fragged them n00bs!
by tooderlally April 1, 2007
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