wire

A really superly awesome band that more people need to listen to.

As in:
A: Heard that band Wire?
B: No, who the fuck are they?
A: You're such a dick.

by PatCCC April 16, 2008

wired

1. Having the appearance of being Jittery, like after you drink too much coffee.
2. A device/person that is connected, either virtually or physically, to a larger whole.
3. A popular Technology publication.

1. I sat in the Waffle House for four hours and left the place completely wired.
2. The next generation of television will be wired and have access to limitless video content.
3. I just got my subscription to Wired magazine. w00t!

by M.R.R. July 8, 2003

Wire

UK Street term for cocaine

The wire we had lastnight was banging i still can't feel my face this morning

by The Rooker Monster March 22, 2006

WiReS

A sexy 1337 person.

Look at WiReS go! OMGZ!

by Bob September 18, 2003

Wire

Rural slang for a snare, or snare trap.

I wondered down the woods to find a billy in me wire.

by Ruddager October 30, 2007

wired

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.

1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!

by Richard Allan Cooper August 5, 2016

wired

Being high as hell on any one of the following:

Weed, blow, Vitamin E, LSD, the list goes on and on...

Let's get WIRED!

by Rico July 25, 2003