The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.
On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!
by ABC Maryland April 19, 2006
Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors April 1, 2015
A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.
Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 11, 2010
Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.
by Jholiday, Bell-dini November 14, 2013
When the girl sucks your dick you then ejaculate on her face and then use your dick to wipe it all of.
by aylibar12 December 8, 2008
When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
by Logan Bishop February 12, 2008
an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels
by masterpoopsock January 13, 2014