The walk of someone who has attempted to shoot a ball shaped object such as a can into the garbage and missed. Can be accompanied by ooing and laughing by spectators as the failed baller walks over to the piece of garbage and places it in the bin.
(jeff shoots a soda can at the garbage, which bounces off onto the ground)
nicole: ooo, that was terrible.
mike: take the walk of shame, man. get some skills.
nicole: ooo, that was terrible.
mike: take the walk of shame, man. get some skills.
by lymegreen19 September 8, 2011
when you leave someone's house with the same clothes you had on the night before. usually after a booty call
by apriletta November 19, 2003
leaving the last afterhours when the sun's been up for hours, and all the "regular" people are out and about doing whatever it is that they do all day, and you've been up all night partying, in the same sweaty club clothes for HOURS, and you have to squint cuz its so frickin BRIGHT outside and who knows where your sunglasses are, and everyone's STARING at you cuz they can tell you're still probably really a liiiiiittle too fucked up to be seen outside in the daytime just yet, so you're not making eye contact with ANYONE, and you just wanna be HOME with the blinds closed but its soooooooo... farrrrrrrrr... awayyyyyy and there's no cabs and everyone's still staring at you and you can smell yourself and DAMN you STINK and what the hell were you thinkin anyway you shoulda left a long time ago under cover of the darkness of the night, or at least before the damn sun came up, instead of waiting til all the drugs ran out and it became obvious that no one had any more, or if they did they weren't gonna share 'em with YOU.
Best when performed in an outfit consisting of black pants with the word "FUCK" written ALL OVER THEM, a cheap-looking white fake fur coat, purple aviator club glasses and the smudgey remains of fuschia lipstick, and accompanied by a very tall gay man dressed in black leather pants, a black sleeveless shirt, Dior "badass" sunglasses, smeary black eyeliner and streaky bronzer residue.
Best when performed in an outfit consisting of black pants with the word "FUCK" written ALL OVER THEM, a cheap-looking white fake fur coat, purple aviator club glasses and the smudgey remains of fuschia lipstick, and accompanied by a very tall gay man dressed in black leather pants, a black sleeveless shirt, Dior "badass" sunglasses, smeary black eyeliner and streaky bronzer residue.
I wish a cab would come already so we don't have to do the walk of shame past the church, the police station, McDonalds, Starbucks, Borders, and the gym! Ooh, wait, Starbucks... caramel macchiato, anyone?
by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004
When you miss a shot into a trash can and you have to walk across the classroom to pick up your trash to put it into the can.
by EasyOver February 5, 2018
J was dishevled, hungover, and unable to remember the name of the woman who's bed he had woken up in earlier that morning. He took a back alley on the way home so that no one would witness his walk of shame.
by RedBeet May 26, 2006
Leaving a the stall in the bathroom after taking a massive, foul smelling shit. Usually accompanied by dirty looks, overused poop jokes, and extreme embarrassment.
Office Guy 1: Why is Jerry's face so red?
Office Guy 2: He had those greasy mystery-meat tacos and deviled eggs for lunch and spent almost 2 hours in the bathroom. I heard he had to take the Walk of Shame in front of our boss.
Office Guy 1: Poor Guy. It'll take weeks for him to regain his self esteem.
Office Guy 2: He had those greasy mystery-meat tacos and deviled eggs for lunch and spent almost 2 hours in the bathroom. I heard he had to take the Walk of Shame in front of our boss.
Office Guy 1: Poor Guy. It'll take weeks for him to regain his self esteem.
by exprodingubebe January 7, 2013
Refers to a phenomenon in which a person must walk past strangers or peers alone for an embarrassing reason before reaching a place of privacy.
"Where were you tonight?"
(Awkwardly avoiding answering the question)"Ugh...I was at this meeting thing."
"Oh really I saw you go into a place called the Loft on Green St. And looking around like you wanted no one to see you. Sort of like you were doing the walk of shame."
"I thought it was the entrance to Brother's!"
(Awkwardly avoiding answering the question)"Ugh...I was at this meeting thing."
"Oh really I saw you go into a place called the Loft on Green St. And looking around like you wanted no one to see you. Sort of like you were doing the walk of shame."
"I thought it was the entrance to Brother's!"
by mmm09 January 22, 2009