U.S. military

A group of systematically brainwashed fascist trained by our great government to tell other cultures that they have been doing things wrong for thousands of years and that our "freedom" is the only thing that can possibly be correct.

What the fuck is the U.S. Military doing in the Middle East anyway?!?

by Rickle the Pickle September 9, 2004

U.S. Bombs

A really good punk-rock band. Their music is sort of '77-ish.

U.S. Bombs ownz, check them out!

by Shard March 23, 2005

U.S Military

proud bunch of warmongers which got the best tech but still can't beat a bunch of rice farmers and opium hooked a

bunch of afghanis and take pout Assad and what not and get their ass handed to them
it's said Pakistani military might have more victories than us military but I still have suspicion on that
get attracted to oil and spread so-called democracy to unsuspecting 3rd world backwater nations

I know I will get disliked by U.S Military fanboys and Pakistani patriots who can't form a full sentence but I don't care

by proudindianfacist October 7, 2020

U.S. Chair Force

This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.

The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!

by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2016

U.S. Army Rangers

Specially trained military soldiers for the United States.

Synonym: Wrath of God

Person 1: I served with the U.S. Army Rangers.
Person 2: Damn...nuf said.

by Sumocolt768 October 20, 2013

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020

U.S. of Fucking Aye!

a celebratory form of the abbreviation U.S.A.

Peasant: Where do you live and do you like it there?
Wild Bill: I live in The U.S. of Fucking Aye! so yeah! fuckin' aye, Mr. peasant!

by n008a April 12, 2009