The greatest guy you’ll ever meet with a huge 7 inch dick
“man today my gf called me a topher!”
lucky!”
by ireallyneedanapguys July 12, 2020
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Topher is a boy-loving ginger in the south shore area that takes in it the ass
Just met with a topher last night, had so much fun
by The_Definer11 April 28, 2022
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The act of receiving oral sex while your female partner is urinating.
Wow she really tophed him off

Mikaela gave Chris a sloppy topher last night
by sbwbnwendeh April 5, 2011
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My sexy babe with the goatee. Hehe, the sweetest guy I have met up until this nanosecond.
Ummmm... Go get your own "Topher".
Topher is ALL Mine. lmao.
by Pirate-Nicky October 27, 2008
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A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.
Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.
by Grant March 22, 2003
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Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.
Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!
by CallMeShorty June 29, 2016
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some one who enjoys smoking DANK.
topher is so high right now.
by flea March 12, 2005
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