Matt cassel clone wearing #12. Most OVERRATED person in US history. His greatness is a bigger hoax than manti teo's girlfriend. Recipient of insane amounts of undue credit. Fabricate wins by cheating & riding coattails & robert kraft bribing refs(tuck rule). Crybaby, whiny bitch, fag, asshole, piece of shit. A deadbeat dad(john moynahan). Does Zoolander style modeling(looking like a fag but not knowing it). Choker in the biggest games 18-1. Eli's bitch.
The infant dropped tom brady in his diaper & needed it changed.
In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked.
If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school.
Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.
In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked.
If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school.
Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.
by John Doe11 January 3, 2014
by Lee-bay January 2, 2009
okay im fucking sick of people calling tom brady the most underrated quarterback in football. if he's so underrated to everybody, than why dont they just rate him higher? the media kisses his ass and call him underrated, well guess what guys? We're all watching the media to see how they rate quarterbacks. He is overrated if anything, and only does well because he has an amazing team to back him up. How well do you think he'd do if he were on the texans?
Sports Guy 1: Tom Brady is so underrated
Sports Guy 2: Yeah he's the most underrated player in football
Sports Guy 3: How can you guys kiss Tom Brady's all day on National TV just like everyone else and still call him the most underrated player in the game? Show some love to someone who deserves it, like joey porter, or vick, or even the third string punter for the lions.
Sports Guy 2: Yeah he's the most underrated player in football
Sports Guy 3: How can you guys kiss Tom Brady's all day on National TV just like everyone else and still call him the most underrated player in the game? Show some love to someone who deserves it, like joey porter, or vick, or even the third string punter for the lions.
by dgsdgsahgahgasha September 2, 2006
seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you
by olered February 27, 2017
by rayraylayyou July 29, 2015
Another term for getting a Blowjob or Handjob, beacuse the girl is “deflating your balls” as Tom Brady did during a season.
by Cobra2K65 November 26, 2017
One the greatest Quarterbacks to have ever graced the game of football. He went from a 6th round pick, to the best there ever is and ever will be. He led the New England Patriots Superbowl 36 in his second year as a pro (backup for his first year.) In Brady's first official start in 2001 the Patriots managed to defeat the Indianapolis Colts 44-3. Tom Brady currently holds the record for the most touchdowns thrown in a season which is 50.
Ignorant fan: "Tom Brady wouldn't be so good if he didn't have Randy Moss"
Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
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football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."
football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."
Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
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football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."
football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."
by patsfan21 October 21, 2009