| 1. | Ralph the third | ||
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When you put the penis of a dead corpse in your mouth and have a buddy jump on it's stomach so that all the dead juices squirt into your mouth. While they do this, someone else shoves a condom filled with frozen poop up their butt and your buddy pukes in the other guys mouth. Tom,frank, and john just had a Ralph the third" "No way?! Nasty!
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| 2. | third degree | ||
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to question in a harsh way and forceful way The interrogator gave the witness the third degree.
When Ben thought his girlfriend was cheating on him, he gave her the third degree. |
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| 3. | Tony Blair Legacy | ||
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Bromp's def. is defo on the right track – the Turd Way is indeed The Tony Blair Legacy. He rightly defines this grinning politician in designer clothing with a designer turd clogging the works. But may I suggest that he worked the word Turd to a greater effect, by associating it with Blair's election ticket in 1997 as the harbinger of the Third Way: i.e a typical power-mad politico, who wants to be all things to all men left/right/black/white & centre, who will do literally anything to get elected, even changing religion probably at the instigation of his mad grinning ugly wife in order to be electable as Pres. of the new EU vatican. The Tony Blair Legacy is like The Turd Way. Bert - “What d'you think of this Barak Obama's chances then – he promises a lot, don't he?”
Sid - “Dunno, Bert, but he might just be part of The Tony Blair Legacy ..” |
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| 4. | The Third Option | ||
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To poop. Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead. This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there. Okay, the way I see it there's two options.
Dude, don't forget about the third option! |
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| 5. | Richard the Lionhearted | ||
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English King in the third Crusade. Rose up against the Moslem Saladin, who controlled Jerusalem at the time, with the supposed support of King Philip of France. King Philip, being French, later ditched Richard on the way to Jerusalem, causing a great blow to Richard's goal. Still though, Richard, brave and courageous, marched on. By the time he reached Jerusalem, Richard knew his victory, while possible, would not last for long, and he was not willing to waste the lives of his men. Sadly, he retreated and signed a treaty with Saladin. Richard was later imprisoned but released by King Philip, and his death came from an arrow shot in the shoulder. Richard's legacy as a soldier transcended his somewhat bad kinship, bad marriage, and bad son, and his romanticized reputation will last forever. Richard The Lionhearted may have won if all his allies didn't ditch him.
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| 6. | the UP way | ||
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first gear = be sympathetic (offer phony apology), second gear = cya, third gear = place blame on others When micro met with his underling, he used the UP way® and shift gears in record time!
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| 7. | The Oden's Hanging Sidekick | ||
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While performing The Oden on a lucky female, the woman must perform fellatio on another gentleman. When the person playing the part of "Oden Viking Warrior" cuts off the female's head, her jaws will clamp down on the third party's purple helmet warrior causing her cranium to look like a christmas tree orniment hanging from the male's Big Bamboo branch; nevertheless, his face will light up like a Christmas tree from the sheer joy. Person 1: Man I wish I can experience the joy and excitement of The Oden's Hanging Sidekick.
Person 2: I've done it twice, and the feeling is Excruciating...Excruciatingly DELIGHTFUL!!! Yeah, i was jingle belling all the way home...if you know what I mean! |
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